What do we do with Mitch McConnell, the US Senate Leader; who, if you do not know has failed year after year to close down – shut down – tear down – throw down – drag down – push down The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. the Affordable Care Act and a.k.a. Obamacare? We retire him. But not to the Assisted Living and Special Care Home for Retired US Senators; Mitch McConnell needs to prove he is a leader; therefore, we have set up a special leadership job where Mitch McConnell can prove he is entitled to go to that special retirement home mentioned above. That special leadership job is leader of the Monkey Community at the National Zoological Park located in the Nation’s Capital, D.C., USA. If Mitch McConnell proves to the people of the USA that he can organize and lead the Monkey community far, far, far better than he organized and led the Monkey Community’s not so distance cousins in the US Senate, he will be allowed to enter the Assisted Living and Special Care Home for Retired US Senators.